I have stretch marks.

smallerbenz:

Reblog if you do too. Just to prove that it is more normal than what people actually think.

ultrafacts:

10 Things we will all miss from our childhood..

For more posts like this & facts follow Ultrafacts

fenrir-kin:

brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

"C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase

right up there with Viva la pluto

The road so far…

cumber-kitty:

cumber-kitty:

cumber-kitty:

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shitthesignssay:

I know all of you will grossly appreciate this.
You’re welcome, Geminis.
Source [x]

shitthesignssay:

I know all of you will grossly appreciate this.

You’re welcome, Geminis.

Source [x]

kgishfishart:

So mad they didn’t end up together!

fstw:

can’t wait to fuck a tree tonight

fstw:

can’t wait to fuck a tree tonight

thesassycat:


sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

switch-off-the-stars:

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

THANK YOU

rivialle-heichou:

The longer you look at this, the more it feels like they’re mocking you…..

monai

simple translation by me

[please do not remove source]

This is where I go to escape my responsibilities.